From the log of JP's Roomie

Hey everyone!

I just wanted to write you about the songs that I have written for my friend JP.
The tune is comprised mainly of the combination of the gospel song, "Amazing Grace," but with a western twang. As you can image it sounds really awesome.

Surpisingly enough, I don't know how to read music and managed to write two songs regardless.

Here's the first song that I wrote for her during Freshmen year. This song was written right before Thanksgiving break. Our mutual friend Tresa Higgs, and I used to sing this to JP before she left during the weekends.

Good Bye JP, Good Bye JP, Good Bye Good Bye Good Bye
I will see you on Monday-ay-ay
Good Bye Good Bye Good Bye
Good Bye JP, Good Bye JP, Good Bye Good Bye Good Bye
If you go in the ditch JP, just rememba that I have a Triple-A Membership
Good Bye JP, Good Bye JP, Good Bye Good Bye Good Bye
If you get lost on your way-ay-ay remember that I get all your stuff
Good Bye JP, Good Bye JP, Good Bye Good Bye Good Bye
If you are still listen' to the good bye song, I'm gonna have to kick your ass out the door
Good Bye JP, Good Bye JP, Good Bye Good Bye Good Bye
Good-bye JP

JP never went into the ditch, therefore, I never got her stuff. Alas.

This is the second song I wrote for her at the beginning of this year.
The tune is the same as the first one.

Hello JP Hello JP Hello Hello Hellooooo Hello JP Hello JP Hello Helloooo
I'm glad you're comin' this Thursday.
Hello Hello Hellooooooooooooo
It wouldn't be the dorms without you.
Hello Hello Helllooooooooooooooooooo.
Just remember if you get lost on your way-ay-ay I get your little room.
Hello Hello Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
but if you never come back to school-ooolll I'm gonna live with you in Staples.
Hello JP Hello JP Hello Hello Hellooooo Hello JP Hello JP Hello Helloooo
(Just our Moms and Dads)
Hello JP Hello JP Hello Hello Hellooooo Hello JP Hello JP Hello Helloooo
(Just Spot and Geezie)
Hello JP Hello JP Hello Hello Hellooooo Hello JP Hello JP Hello Helloooo
(Just The Old Man at the play)
Hello JP Hello JP Hello Hello Hellooooo Hello JP Hello JP Hello Helloooo
(Bring it home JP)
Hello JP Hello JP Hello Hello Hellooooo Hello JP Hello JP Hello Helloooo
(Just all the blog readers)
Hello JP Hello JP Hello Hello Hellooooo Hello JP Hello JP Hello Helloooo
(Solitary acoustic guitar fades into the night with........)
Hello JP Hello JP Hello Hello Hellooooo Hello JP Hello JP Hello Helloooo


Pretty weird huh? I would suggest to everyone that they should write a song for their roommmate and sing it at the top of their lungs everytime they leave. You might have problems keeping those roommates but JP is still here with me!! What a lucky person she is!!!!! Please e-mail JP with millions and millions of e-mails explaining how great these songs really are!! See you on the flip side.

Anna B.

Whose Line is it Anyway?

One of the most hilarious show ever! Whose Line is it Anyway. It is Normally on ABC Family at 9pm, but sometimes on ABC and Comedy Central.

The host is Drew Carey who sets the scene, with contributions from the audience, and four talented actors who instantly invent skits, games or songs, relying only on their quick wit and improvisational skills. The regular actors are Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie and Wayne Brady

I even have my parents hooked on this show, it is extremely funny. I hope you guys at least watch one show, I don't know of any person who thought it wasn't funny. Want to take me on a date? Just pop in a tape of them and I’ll be yours forever.

I recommend that you go to their web-site

To all you drivers TAKE IT EASY!!!!

Holy Crap, I almost lost my roommate and my friend this morning. All three of us were walking to campus from our dorms (its about a mile apart) The two of them were in front of me and I saw a car not slowing down as we were in the middle of the crosswalk, the car ACTUALLY swerved out of the way to stop from hitting them, basically they had to drive on the sidewalk, they didn't want to stop for us. Something needs to be done about that crosswalk. I do know it’s hard to see pedestrians walking cause the streets are lined with cars and unnecessary large trucks and SUV’s. Knowing BSU nothing is going to change. There is no way we can raise taxes for the already successful members of society, poor them, so no funding goes towards education.

I’ve noticed a lot of frantic drivers out there, even after my friends near death experience this morning. I was driving home and I swear I was passed by 10 people going over 65 mph in a 55 (I know it was over 65 cause that was how fast I was going.. shush) Then I saw this black Pontiac Grand Prix who had, you guessed it, a woman driver following a semi hauling logs, apparently the semi wasn’t going fast enough for this chicky poo and she rode the semi’s ass until she could be able to pass. I wonder if she has ever seen Final Destination 2, where the logs of a semi unhooks and starts rolling down a busy highway, killing everyone in its path. What in the world was she thinking?!?! Who would ever ride a semi’s ass, you guys are nuts.

To read my friends post about her near death experience at the crosswalk, read this

Are ya bored? Check this out!!!!!!!

All the things that make me laugh!

Here are some albino black sheep cartoons that cracks me up. This first one is a little musical number sung by our favorite canidates for this years election, funny Stuff!! Its good to be in DC
Here is a rap song from The Lord of the Rings about Mashed Potatoes Also, this famous cartoon about the end of the world. I know a lot of people have seen this one video. I have to admit this next video is kinda crazy, but it's hilarious, if you like cats.
If you want to see a guy complete Mario 3 in the fastest time ever, check this out AMAZING
A addicting video about Badgers, Mushrooms and Snakes. What can be better than that!
I can't forget this comedian, holy crap is he funny!! Go to this NOW
to all you Mac N' Trash fans, this one is perfect for you, it makes fun of Windows

This will blow your mind!

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change directions and there's nothing you can do about it!

Bush Gnome

Check out this bike